Dear Great Nanny D,
You are delicious! Your deliciousness is why I must call you "great nanny 'D'". I really loved your last visit, even though you wouldn't let me sit on your lap or lick you that much. Maybe the next time you come to see me you'll have taken a nap before and be in a better mood. I love you so much, I hope you do! Your last visit just was not long enough! If I didn't know better, I would have thought you came to see my mom instead of me - which we all know is just, wrong.
However, after you came back from eating lunch with mom and I tried to jump on you and slather you with kisses you threatened me with your cane. Such flattery is not needed, Great Nanny D! You know I love you so. Your skin is so yummy and you smell like pretty perfume.. not that tacky stuff Jolly smells like. I just want to cuddle up next to you and suckle on your arm skin for hours. I promise I won't let go! I tried so hard to impress you. I came over to visit you 4 times and each time you waved me away. I know you thought it was only fair that I visit other family members like aunt Tahlor, but I like you bestest. You are my best good friend! I can't stay away Great Nanny D!
Can I come live with you? I know you'll treat me good. You'll throw me in the back yard and feed me pieces of turkey to come back in the house. I know you'll even let me squash cocoa the fatty. She's old and you need a new friend, pleeeezzzze let it be me! Don't worry, mom won't miss me that much. I'll leave Jolly behind and me and you Great Nanny D can go chow at Olive Garden together!
Oh please Nanny D! Please Please!
All you other Ike lovers, you ain't got nothin' on my Great Nanny D!
*paw paw*
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Daddy No!
My dearest fans and admirers,
I know it has been way too long since I last updated about my life. I was away for some time because dad had to go to training for awhile with the army. At first, I enjoyed this new found freedom since that would mean mom would have limited eyesight on what I'm up to. I soon learned however, that meant that instead of dad letting me run around during the day me and that thing, Jolly were cooped up for 8 hours at a time! Can you believe that?
Jolly got sick once dad left, she was sooo upset (little faker!) that she started to throw up everywhere and poop like a chocolate ice cream dispenser at Golden Coral restaurant! Soon after, I started to feel ill. The vile little rodent had obviously poisoned my food supply in retaliation because it was HER favorite parent gone, and not mine.
I also noticed a change in mother. Instead of her yelling at us like always, she began to really stink as a parent! She didn't care what we did, and actually allowed us to eat what we wanted. I started to worry about my health!! I was allowed to snack on stuffing, panties, and pillow cases! All these things I had to do in moderation because there was no one watching over me! I almost thought mother was trying to kill us!!!!
However, once dad returned home it was fantastic! He was sweaty, s
tinky, and me and the vile rodent attacked with all our licking and suckling power! Since dad's return I have been able to resume my usual routine of hunting for underwear and hiding from Jolly the evil.
Speaking of the evil one, the stupid little turd broke her harness on Sunday so now she has to walk around with MY leash roped around her neck, like she's some fancy cow. Well cow is somewhat right, but not in a sexy Texas way.
Until later my adoring loves! *paw paw*
I know it has been way too long since I last updated about my life. I was away for some time because dad had to go to training for awhile with the army. At first, I enjoyed this new found freedom since that would mean mom would have limited eyesight on what I'm up to. I soon learned however, that meant that instead of dad letting me run around during the day me and that thing, Jolly were cooped up for 8 hours at a time! Can you believe that?
Jolly got sick once dad left, she was sooo upset (little faker!) that she started to throw up everywhere and poop like a chocolate ice cream dispenser at Golden Coral restaurant! Soon after, I started to feel ill. The vile little rodent had obviously poisoned my food supply in retaliation because it was HER favorite parent gone, and not mine.
I also noticed a change in mother. Instead of her yelling at us like always, she began to really stink as a parent! She didn't care what we did, and actually allowed us to eat what we wanted. I started to worry about my health!! I was allowed to snack on stuffing, panties, and pillow cases! All these things I had to do in moderation because there was no one watching over me! I almost thought mother was trying to kill us!!!!
However, once dad returned home it was fantastic! He was sweaty, s
tinky, and me and the vile rodent attacked with all our licking and suckling power! Since dad's return I have been able to resume my usual routine of hunting for underwear and hiding from Jolly the evil.Speaking of the evil one, the stupid little turd broke her harness on Sunday so now she has to walk around with MY leash roped around her neck, like she's some fancy cow. Well cow is somewhat right, but not in a sexy Texas way.
Until later my adoring loves! *paw paw*
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