This is me, about a year ago when I was little. Now, I'm about 15 lbs. heaver and have such a nice stature.
Here is some more information about me:
I'm a year and 3 months old. My stupid parents named me after hurricane Ike because dad got sent out with the guard to help and talked my mom into buying me while he was gone. I wasted no time in taking over the household and running the show!
While I am extremely cute, people seem to underestimate my smarts. I use that to fool them, and steal all of their food when they are distracted by my cuteness. My mom calls me "Slicker pig" because I run so fast when I'm in trouble (usually because I'm eating things I'm not supposed to) that my tail goes straight!
My dad on the other hand calls me fat-so piglet. That's okay, because when he's not paying attention I knock over his xbox 360 and eat his underwear!!!! ... I also like to eat his "man barbies" as mom calls them. Dad calls them warhammer junk and then yells really loud when he finds me with them.
Speaking of underwear I love panties! The dirtier the better! My mom was missing all of her panties for about a week, and then she found my stash! I had stolen all the underwear out of the laundry bucket and made a panty pile underneath my parents bed. "This king needs a throne" I said, and then I thought Whats better then a cushy throne thats multicolored??
well thats all for now. I dont want to tell all of my naughty deeds just yet!
